Collecting winks from the Universe

Stack winks like precious coins, we're so fucking rich

Wink (noun): a synchronicity [message] from the Universe that means exactly what you decide it means

I’m so fucking rich.

I have winks scattered and cataloged everywhere—in the back right corner of an office drawer, behind the rubix cube in my nightstand, in pockets of my golf bag (to be used as divine ball markers with substantial meaning that only I can…